No way!!!

¡Soy un jodido tapón! Me he estado tomando las medidas para el vestido de Rowena, porque sí, si les envío los datos me lo hacen a medida (mola^^) y he vuelto a ser consciente de ello...
A ver, no es que una se piense que es una top model ni nada por el estilo. Pero te acabas acostumbrando a tí misma, y tampoco se pasa el día una midiéndose...
Así que tras coger mi nueva measuring tape (uooohhh! por fin consigo recordar el nombre^^) me he puesto manos a la obra:

Pecho  35.5" (90 cm, quién lo diría!! Con lo pequeñas que parecen, debe ser todo espalda...)
Cintura 27.5" (70 cm... si es que algo de barriga si que tengo XDDD)
Cadera 41.5" (105 cm arrrgggg!!! odio verlo por escrito, aunque es algo que ya había asumido, así que no ha sido ninguna sorpresa...9
Altura 62" (157cm o 1,57 m!!!! WTF!!! ME HE ENCOGIDO!! Yo siempre diciendo que mido 1,60 pensando que mentía por  1 cm, es decir, pensando que realmente mido 1,59, cuando en verdad hago 2 centímetros menos!!! Fuck! No mola)

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I'm a fucking cork! (I don't know if this is right in English or not, but in Spanish when you want say that you are very short, you say "cork" because corks are smalls^^). I've been measuring me for my Rowena's dress, because if I sent my measurements they can do the dress to fit me perfectly, and I've realized that fact.
Ok, it's not l that I think a lot about myself, like I'm atop model o whatever, But you just finish to be used to you body, and how I don't spent every fucking minute measuring me.
Anyway, so after took my new lovely measuring tape (quite nice, with inches and cm at the same time^^) and I started with the measuring shit:
Bust 35.5" (90 cm, Well, that's really a nice surprise, I have small breasts, I can't even use the apelative "boobs" for that reasons, because "boob" sounds like... Big? XDDD , so I thought it would be less. I suppose it can be more back than breast actually)
Waist 27.5" (70 cm... Hell! All the brownies and berry cakes have gone directly to my tummy XDDD)
Hips 41.5" (105 cm arrrgggg!!! I hate it, I’ve always known about my big hips but I just hate to watch it write it in a piece of paper. Maybe because it becomes like more real in some strange way... But it was a surprise at all.)
Height 62" (157cm o r1,57 m!!!! WTF!!! No way!!! I always tougth that I was 1,59 and that I lied to everybody just for one cm telling people that I was 1.60 m Buuuuut noooooo... Now I'm two cm shorter than before, no fucking way!!!)